For the Benefit of H & K

For the benefit of Mr. KiteThere will be a show tonight on trampolineThe Hendersons will all be thereLate of Pablo Fanques’ fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and gartersLastly through a hogshead of real fireIn this way Mr. K will challenge the world
The celebrated Mr. KPerforms his feats on Saturday at BishopsgateThe Hendersons will dance and singAs Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don’t be late
Messrs K. and H. assure the publicTheir production will be second to noneAnd of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz
The band begins at ten to sixWhen Mr. K performs his tricks without a soundAnd Mr. H will demonstrateTen somersets he’ll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparationA splendid time is guaranteed for allAnd tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

-Da Beatles