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The Science of Sleep When I think about sleep and lack there of, specific memories from nights of forcibly chugging caffeine, cringing after swallowing each Adderall, and laboriously half-assing my way through strenuous projects flash behind my eyes. I can also recall the days that followed those long, never-ending nights. After smoking a cigarette while… Continue reading The Science of Sleepys →

I am not someone who lies, but I am some who lies awake throughout the night The birds are already chirping.. There! OFF, lights, and, WINDOW, CLOSE. Please! Blinds learn to "Arrr" like a SEAL bless my soul, I just sneezed 9 times Best news the future today Worst moments of the Week, don't stress… Continue reading Dress Code Enforced →

Since the origin of natural sin, there has been the need to cover up one's true inhibitions and private parts with greenery. In the beginning, the only private parts of one's body were the no-no squares....These days seems like wherever I go.. the clothes keep shrinking, but the same inherent, sinful behavior is apparent, and… Continue reading Escuchéme: Plants are self-conscious too →

Babar comes to mind as I try to avoid another conversation with an unavoidable human being. It is just me and myself, trying to figure out resent versus escape. Am I entrapped within a body that is not mine or am I simply a soul that will remain in the wandering category? I stop and… Continue reading Smarter Than The Average Elephant →

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